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Swedelius' reply to 
Jeffrey Funk's - misleading - Paragraph Two - 
-{mainly pertains to : our Background History - and - His Dares/Threats/Lies
along with
moving his (at the time) girl to a rental (room- in a know drug house)  on my (prorpetor 16 yrs /resident 20 yrs) residential (approx 2 dozen cabins) street. }-

 

 

Placer County

Superior Court –Tahoe Division,

PO Box 5669 /

2601 N. Tahoe Blvd.,

Tahoe City, CA 96145

 

MS. SWEDELIUS REPLY TO- MR. FUNK’S DV- 120 Response – REASONS, I DO NOT AGREE-

TDR # 0000666.

(in addition)-  #0000670

 

Paragraph Two:

 

Demonstrates-

Jeffrey Funk,  Electively coming to my neighborhood, slight of full story, gain of prior knowledge, manipulative tactics, no moral regard, threats- terminology, severity, untruth.  Exaggerations, hostile judgment, coming near me and my neighborhood and maybe more:

 

Sentence One-

I agree-

Mr. Funk lived in my home (2009-2011).

 

 

 

Fact is, That very move in, was an initiated and commence by Mr. Funk and forever regrettable for me.

 

 

Mr. Funk’s Burgundy Jeep Parked in lower driveway,

 

Fact is, Mr. Funk is electively bringing the base life of this topic to the table is also elective and cruel to me (need to tell my story/ very sidetracking from TRD #00006666).

Jeffrey Funk introduced himself to Jessica Swedelius through a mutual friend’s contact.

Jeffrey Bair Funk befriended me under false pretences.

{as seen through my

MS.SWEDELIUS’ RELY to

MR. Funk’s DV- 120 RESPONE, REASONS, WHY I DO NOT AGREE.

 

 

 

 

 

However, Jeff  deemed need to discuss elective subject matters with the Court which  makes it necessary this  to discuss MY ,  REAL LIFE FACTS which to me is cruel, I have other things to do than revisit!!!

 

 

 

Indeed, Mr. Jeffrey Funk, gained detailed prior knowledge of me, my residence (of over 14+yrs), my (real time)-  LIFE THREATING experience (see Bealor Assault Case (see also Deputy McCleary/ Helen Thompson), (my assailant was caught & convicted with 28years prison).  That alone is too much for any person to ever have to bare.

Then to be buried alive in relentless tasks’ of being ((In Court 2000- approx 2008) (years dealing with bully’s; criminal and the legal bully’s who wanted to gain from my life-threatening situation (most did- to which indeed to this day I have not fully recovered Lastly compounded by grief of four loose of Four Lives and equivalent to personal divorce,   while going thru process: Parent= (Crytal Bay Casino(S) LIFE LONG Employee,, (background Quincy CA (across from Logging Mil &  High Sierra Festival Grounds)- {where Jeff & I technically broke up & a year to date later meets Carin Broughton same venue.). 2006 Quincy CA,Morgue (deceased parent (said above)), my animal companions (Springer, Pit-x, & (1 of 2) Wolves) of decade ½, (one of which (Wolf-old & I adored) died hours after sitting in my Car waiting needlessly while I sit in the Tahoe city Court (in surreal -ness), waiting a response from Trilla Barhke, why Pankopf seized $7k over the writ, of execution (that stemmed of much unethical practice from start(ie- snowball of intentionally confusing court cases from Original Assault Case). Around and Around it went.

All to which also led necessity for proper sleep therapy

{To be recognized as].

REAL LIFE FACTS.

And Ironically and coincidentally, Sleep Therapy is (Jeff Funk) profession

 

Because If that wasn’t enough, meet  my ‘ex and many of,

 JEFF FUNK’S interactions to come- 2009-current-

 

Which leads to majority to all ENCROACHING subject content on my REAL LIFE FACTS, on my energy to (ON GOING) have need to NOT LIVE IN INTIMIDATION, WITH RIGHT TO QUITE ENJOYMENT, ETC….

This is where is began (not current day- as in TDR #0000666 (and now #0000670).

So yes,

To specifically address and reply, in  my MY REPLY TO Mr. Funk’s DV-120 Response, paragraph seven (and more)  elective witness TDR #0000666, elective declaration statement,

2009- current (Carin Broughton) as she adds her two cents--

Carin Broughton, “..She (me is trying to heal herself…”…

Only in her declaration it was meant with harm.

 

 

June 2011 - JF kept pushing & pushing for me to put his name on my NV PO box.  I finally did.  He immediately went behind my back to the NV PO and used that information to open his own NV PO Box {wtf???!!!}

 

We broke up approx July-August 2011.  He actually had a Cabin all lined up & strung me along until it was available. 

 

In my opinion he was/is mean, liar, drug addict, womanizer, rude, arrogant, ignorant and more.

 

In June –July 2011 I closed my Skin Care Office of 17 years and relocated to a cubical size working space in a sub-letted space month to month. 

{Jeffrey Funk entertained out of town female from Denver rather than offering to help or be concerned about me needing help with this Big Task I needed help with}.

 

 

 

Text 5- 8/28/12, Jeff Funk-> Jessica Swedelius,

“Why are You one I need assistance from hurting me?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Text - Exhibit 4,  Jessica Swedelius 8/25/13. “Hope you never know what it feels like to hurt this much!”

“…I have been through enough w/ you or life or what ever…”

None (and I stress none of this) of which ever needed to be in topic, however thanks to Jeff Funk.

 

Now (current day) compounded to injury is-

intentional immature insults, with out any moral regard from Jeffrey Funk (and entourage)!

*Note to Court --- any more of their snide remarks is-

further validating –

and vindicating-

I am utterly insulted to any and all –

Mr. Funk (and entourage)’s intentional, hurtful, encroachment &/or embezzlements, for their own gain, etc…

of ‘my real life facts’! (as seen throughout).

I enlisted TDR #0000666 to say I will not tolerate any more inappropriate nonsense from Jeffrey Funk; all my other efforts and options exhausted, as I aguishly resorted back to court.  (to where day of hearing Jeff funk advanced on me again and served me with a (TDR# 0000670), along with that came a  handful of excuses (which this document is replying) none of them related to him near hitting me with his fist. Additionally Jeff asked the judge if he could come (near) to my neighbors (continuing to prove he is neglecting my civil request & now court request to stay away from me & me home).

I am severely serious, don’t need or want any of part of Funk (and entourage)’s bs!!!

 

Your Honor, PLEASE, I ask--- Order Mr. Jeffrey Baird Funk (after testimonies please add Carin Rebekah Broghton) keep away from me and my home environment!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Likewise, I also learned things about him.  Mr. Funk’s professional trade is a Sleep Technician.

 

 

And after all while I started catching on to what felt like devious personality.  I had been lied to me about enough things ie. Unbeknownst Girls while I was away, Money Issues, Drugs, Anger Management… to make it easy we have a personality conflict.

 

 

He moved out of my residence.

 

Sentence Two-

I disagree-

 

Part one- Mr. Funk arrogance is exhausting and nauseating to me.

 

Jeff writes, “She (me) did not take this break up well,,,”

 

Your honor as I will show because he was/is mean and it because I wanted nothing to do with him (moved out of stated- needed come, he’s in my tiny residential all the time; with intent to harm- again example why we are in Court.)

 

I came to terms with a break up just fine—

In Fact, I will show Mr. Funk is not able to let this topic go himself.

In fact because Mr. Funk can not let this topic go, I feel this is the stem for take his vengeful rath out on me.

As a matter of fact,

In my opinion your Honor, This is exactly Jeffrey Funk’s reasoning;

And Jeff Funk couldn’t have said it better himself- (DV 120 paragraph two-sentence eight, “I believe Ms. Swedelius actions are a result of her jealousy toward Carin.”

I believe Mr. Funk is taunting and trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill and provoke me tirelessly.

 

See all text exhibits. In addition, Mr. Funk told the Court himself;  in his writings he ignores all my civil communication.

(In my case (#666)) also displays scenario’s he wants to be the King of the Roost and he seemed to find satisfaction in getting hens to fight. 

In my opinion he has got a hotheaded personal vendetta toward me because I do not find him King of the Crop anymore.

In my opinion he found an equally arrogant, ignorant, bullying, relentless companion. (see witness Carin Broughton’s ‘elective declaration’ and laundry list of irrelevant issues felt need to attach to #666).

I am concerned Mr. Funk has the potential to become irate & irrational.

I am concerned Mr. Funk shows intent to advance rather than subside.

I am concerned about the fact that Jeffrey Funk is an aggressor.

 

{HARM}! {WARNING---RED FLAG}!!!!!   {DAMAGES}

Why is Jeff of ALL people harassing me!

 

 

 

*note to Court-

I have already resorted to abandoning business, looking for alternative in living, solid a car and sought out employment in other states just to be that distanced from Mr. Funk, in order to protect my personal well being.

(see also  Srtg. Giovannini and Exhibits TEXT’s  A-K):

Exhibits:

Text – Exhibit B:

Text 6/30/14, David Swedelius -> Jeffrey Funk,

 “Jeff, with all due respect, you are reason she has been looking to leave Tahoe. 

If you could be a man and apologize for the shit you put her through, we’d all be better off.”

 

Jeff has proven to be an invasion of space, violation, disrespect and vented anger through extreme subsidies alone my time with him.  In this process Jeffrey Funk has done for me only the opposite, including lying to the Court per a time of specific request to him to stop his actions, for they are unholy disrespecting me (another living being)! Jeff ‘wants’ to come to my neighbors.

(also seen in detail in my reply to Mr. funk’s DV 120 Response paragraph,  one, two (this document), four, five and six and seven specifically).

 

I am concerned Jeffrey Funk acts before he thinks with exaggerated claims, and hostile judgments.

I am concerned when Jeffrey Funk is near me and my home environment.

 

See  also Text Exhibits:

Text 1-Earlier in August 2012 (Jessica & Jeff where having cordial conversations—up until)…

Text 2 –8/23/12, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, ”Ooouchh!!....PLEASE!!!!!!...

 

Text 3 – 8/23/12, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, ” On my Street! Jeffrey!!!!

What are you doing to me?!!!!

I’m not saying don’t move her here.

I want you to be happy.

Heck, I’m trying to get out of here so you can (be happy)!!!

 

*note to Court-

I actually resorted to abandoning business, looking for alternative in living, solid a car and sought out employment in other states just to be that distanced from Mr. Funk, in order to protect my personal well being.

(see also  Srtg. Giovannini and Exhibits TEXT’s  A-K):

Exhibits:

Text – Exhibit B:

Text 6/30/14, David Swedelius -> Jeffrey Funk,

 “Jeff, with all due respect, you are reason she has been looking to leave Tahoe. 

If you could be a man and apologize for the shit you put her through, we’d all be better off.”

 

He has proven to be an invasion of space, violation, disrespect and vented anger through extreme subsidies alone my time with him.  In this process Jeffrey Funk has done for me only the opposite, including lying to the Court per a time of specific request to him to stop his actions, for they are unholy disrespecting me (another living being)! Jeff ‘wants’ to come to my neighbors.

 

Text 5- 8/26/12, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…Funny thing is, I’m not a jealous- how could I be after all (bs)—…“

 

Text 5 - 8/26/12, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…physiological issues behind moving Carin here (my street) She’s innocent ((was) to that point)..nice girl,

kinda mean don’t you think? {HARM}! {DAMAGES} {STILL, ON-GOING}!

 

Text 6-  8/30/12,  Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…stop with the Threats & Lies.  I’ve loved (past tense) You (don’t want You)!!”

 

Text 7-  8/30/12,  Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…I am happy for you two.”

 

Text 11- 12/31/12 – Jessica Swedellius -> Jeff Funk, “Ouch!!-boy; i truly didn’t want Any of this!!!!”…. {HARM}! {DAMAGES}

 

Text 11- 12/31/12, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…I actually would have liked nothing more than have some1 to hike with!!!”

 

Text 11- 12/31/12, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk,, “ ;(  Hope Your End of 2012 stays here & 2013 is Ridiculous (meaning good)…”

 

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To FURTHER my DURESS:  BULLY {HARM} {DAMAGES}.

 

IN PRO PER - 1/25/13 (or surrounding) - {CBC= Carin Broughton & Stacia Funk/Sanchez}.

DIRGARDED - MY CIVIL ATTEMPT

-{HARM} {WARNING ---RED FLAG}!!!!

NEW (shocking to me- and deep deep grieve heavily onset- loss of loved one, compounded by I was denied right to see dog.) –

NEWS of LOSS OF LIFE, (minutes fresh) from voice of  (jeff’s new girlfriend * (future negligent dog tale tales – see elective declaration elective paragraph four and eight- mean while this is her profession/ pet care)) Broughton L.

Further Compounded by Broughton Ignoring my civil pleas & cries and need to talk, instead she berated, betrayed, insulted, ignored, interrupted as friends consoled me and frankly did not seem remorseful at all.

Then to INSULT INJURY, comes Front Leader Bully, Stacia Funk/Sanchez, (older Sister & Prominent Female In Family).

TAUNTING, ANTAGONIZING, INTENTIONAL CRUEL AND PERSONAL DIALOG….ETC..

LEAVING cbc, Jeff’s Jeep parked next to mine, As leaving w/friend could see Carin,  SEX-KITTEN (as seen in Mr. Funk’s DV-120 response EXHIBITS – phone/ TEXT Spreadsheets) was giving Jeff oral Sex In the Seat next to my car. 

Resulting- to ALL being way too much of a night at the CBC with the Funk.

I proceeded to grieve heavily (I loved Jeff (once) and I loved Brew (still do, ON- GOING) compounded by a sad relief –breakdown that

Jeff & Carin had just months prior finally moved away from my “nice little Street”****

 

…“nice little street” as I reference more current events, witness Nuilfar Smith’s declaration.

Audacity, current day Jeff Funk, “Finally,..” he writes we are only ending this now on account I had to bring him to Court. {(Mr. Funk’s DV-120 response paragraph seven.)}.

[{SEE also elective Witness Elective Paragraph three regarding {provoking, taunting, intentional cruelty, bullying, , etc…

{WARNING----RED FLAG}!!!! {HARM} {WARNING----RED FLAG}!!!! {HARM}

 

{WARNING----RED FLAG}!!!! {HARM} {WARNING----RED FLAG}!!!! {HARM}

 

{WARNING----RED FLAG}!!!! {HARM} {WARNING----RED FLAG}!!!! {HARM}

[{(Ignored my Civil Attempts) Jeff’s Ignored My Civil Attempts)}]

[{HARM}]

 

 

 

--- IGNORED (my numerous attempts- be nice/cool/neighborly) –

 

 

----Ignored (my attempt for my goodbye’s)-{HARM} {HARM} ------

{HARM} L

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now Stacia Funk/Sanchez (older Sister to Jeff) aka., BULLY –

ATTACKS- (in pro per) --CBC-Crystal Bay Club (her birthday, intoxicated and rookie on the dance floor.  Comes to me and –the rest is history* {DAMAGES}!!!!!!!

[{(ON-GOING) –just saw her at Festival listed in TDR#0000666, but put my hand up and shook my head and walked away.  For it was only prior did her younger brother verbally assault me for the more than second time that weekend being us to current (day) date and most imprtantly---***REASONS**** for TDR #0000666.

 

Rest in Peace Brew Dog, I love you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr3Q9DeLrlY&feature=youtu.be

 

DURESS:  BULLY {HARM} {DAMAGES}.

IN PRO PER - 1/25/13 (or surrounding) - {CBC= Carin Broughton & Stacia Funk/Sanchez}.

DIRGARDED - MY CIVIL ATTEMPT

-{HARM} {WARNING ---RED FLAG}!!!!

{HARM}  {WARNING --- RED FLAG}!!!!-  {HARM}!!!!!

Sister Sanchez/Funk, aka BULLY-

{SEVER HARM- SEVER personal need for healing resulting in DAMAGES}

one of may reasons why we are in Court .

{HARM} RESLUTING into SEVER - {DAMAGES} (see also EMDR, Polly Ryan)]

(a year prior – my civil attempt  {IGNORED}-HARM} {DAMAGES}.

[Text 5- 8/26/12, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk,

“…silence and rude when I’m addressing you”

“1st & specifically…”

Text 5- 8/28/12, Jeff Funk-> Jessica Swedelius,

“…what is this shit?!?”

“Why are You one I need assistance from hurting me?”

“ I Love ((not) in love) You but won’t tolerate it.”]

 

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Text 12- 1/26/13,  Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…blown away at Your Family’s lack of ability to nurture back!”

 

Text 12- 1/26/13,  Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…I hope minimally- YOU can GO now successfully—San Diego or where ever…”

 

Text 13 -10/15/13,  Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…don’t you live by. “There’s a whole world out there?!”

 

Text 13 -10/15/13,  Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…you have my blessing!”

 

Text 13 -10/15/13,  Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…I’ve come to feel sorry & sad for you-…”

 

Text 14 -10/15/13,  Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…old info(?) – I don’t know! I don’t keep up w/ your news.))).  I’m happiest doing tons of other things! :))

 

Text 15 -10/15/13,  Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…agh, the hell w/it!  Best to know where your enemies are…or some #%*+ like that …right(?!)

 

Text 16 -10/15/13,  Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…I love my life, JF!...”

 

Text 17 -10/15/13,  Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…Your just plane mean.  I loved you too.  I want greatness for you too. I hope you realize that one day.  Anyone who doesn’t push you in healthy ways- prob doesn’t! Have a nice day- life- (this is our backyard).

 

Text 18 – 5/22/13, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “Soul food—every single little thing I do reminds me of how I am glad to be away from you:….if that doesn’t seal the deal- sure next memory will:….just pick something- not a single thing that you haven’t tainted. You really Rock steady! Again- couldn’t be happier – to be happy/ to be away…”

 

Text 19 – 5/22/13, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…from you & BS trail  Thank you- seeing you again is always a history lesson.”

 

Text 20- 5/18/13, Jessica Swedelius -> Carin Broughton, “Not surprised- reinforces your class & what I’m working with. Thank you.”

 

Text 21– 8/7/14, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk & Carin Broughton, “…2nd attempt for both to try Civil’y respond to issues. Carin, I’m sorry for you. You should never have been in this situation/ or on the other hand- yeah who cares/ your choices are elective.”

 

Text 23 - 8/7/14, Carin Broughton -> Jessica Swedelius “Don’t flatter yourself”.

 

Text 21– 8/7/14, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk & Carin Broughton, “Your self entitled ‘boy’friend is really just walking you in my shadows.” “Good Luck to you.”

 

Text 25 – 8/24/14, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “You can’t be for real?! You’ve gone too far when you where an asshole from the very first time”

 

Text 26- 8/24/14, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “Jeff, You’ve been such a pleasure & privilege, along my journey. Thank you but I’m DONE”

 

Text 27- 8/24/14, Jeff Funk ->Jessica Swedelius, “People live with exposure to their ex’s all the time, why can’t you?...”

 

Text 28- 8/24/14, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk. “…(additional unrelated stuff) isn’t true & you know it. Along w/ most all/anything you’ve ever said to me.”

 

Text 29- 8/24/14, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk. “…Your def not my style.  Who could do- things you say, claim & do?!....I don’t have any more tolerance for you!”

 

Text 29- 8/24/14, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk. “…*Btw

It’s not about the ex or dating.  I wish you the best too, you two look very happy. I’m very happy w/o ‘the issues I had w/you.  My dating life is fabulous – extra fun keep it out of ‘the funk’.

It’s about the fact I a spelling this out for you! 

The facts are we are fighting & being immature because of you & your family’s cruelty & lack of human respect for me.

Thank you good day”

 

Part Two-

I disagree and strongly object-

In fact as seen in my texts above and my reasoning for being in court, it is Mr. Funk is the one who, intimidates, threatens & interferes…

And this is a beautiful representation of his embellished, untrue and irrational statements.

 

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Sentence Three-

I agree-

Jeff Funk started a relationship resulting from a four day party festival (as seen throughout elective witness Carin Broughton and elective declaration) with Carin Broughton, in July 2012.

 

Carin Broughton (aka Jeff’s, Sex Kitten- see text spread sheet)

 

To which I have had the prior unprivileged to attend very event with Funk for three years prior.

See shared related detailed events in witness Carin’s testimony, July Festival 2009, 2010, 2011.

 

And under duress and pressure forced necessity to prove my points- sadly I share:

{2009,

In my history attending this very festival with Jeffrey Funk, was the year (2009) had a great time camped between busses, minus tolerating his Sister.

2010,

Mr. Funk fabricated an excuse that I need get on my bike and he drive my work RV into the festival grounds.  Upon discovery he & another Party go’er decided to park us in Artist/Musician parting & we got kicked out.  Therefore necessitating, security, a strategic plan to drive RV thru not area with highly intoxicated pedestrians, campers, electrical, etc…not to mention that this upset my friend Brent Dana and embarrassed me, to no end.  Brent was still so gracious & placed our RV in best place he could.

In the second night into it; there was enough irritants to want me to desire the quiet, so I abandoned my own (nice) work RV to sleep in a friends tent they had set up- on outskirts of festival.

When they group of friends came back to camp, which woke me up I learned Jeff nearly overdosed on Ketamine (horse tranquilizer) and had come to.  When I re-entered my RV it looked like a crime scene Jeff was sitting but sprawled, sweaty, dirty, even bloody, he was a mess! It took him days to re-adjust.  He insisted to go to a late night show where once in, he got woozy, we walked to the wall, he passed out.  It was all I could do to catch his upper body and slowly, gracefully and without panic cushion him (his head) as he fell to the concrete.  It was surreal—friend, Andrea did not see me/us and Chad walked in right behind her, looked right at me and kept walking.

2011,

The Time at this festival where Brent now was expecting me/us because he knew of Mr. Funk’s RV parking situation from last year and was so generous as to park us right next to he & Kim (mentioned above).  My RV Roof became a great viewing spot & dance floor to his neighboring RV & daily live bands. However, Jeff abused my privilege and comfort, pride and requests by (continuing) entertaining aka ‘topless girl on roof’. Then later disregarded Kim, in her efforts to discuss her concern, saying along the lines of , get over it, it’s an adult party.

This is same year he went skateboarding off, yelling…”It’s not over until your bloody!!”  To moments later I found him (ironically) under a bus.  He had fallen and slid the lower half of his body under a parked VW bus and was now bleeding & done (for a while). 

Same year his Sister and he took heavy hallucinogenic (two days) and tried to hide it from me;  meanwhile same time I’m  sober and (watching all of this)  exponentially disappointed because I needed his mechanical help (he’ll use my things but not help appear to ever help – I needed it.

Year Jeff’s Sister, to whom (mentioned above), Stacia Funk/Sanchez, as I was hosting; wrongfully accused me (one more than one occasion) that I stole ‘her cocaine’.  WTF???!!! (And *BTW I don’t do the stuff!!!- one of reasons we don’t get along we have opposite agendas and integrity.

{This is not the only occasion Sister to Jeff has been intoxicated and acted falsely, irrationally, bullying and with conviction. (myself having prior knowledge- in my opinion older Sister also is tacky, insulting, bully amongst other things).} All of this (and more (just year 2011)) is so insulting!!!!}

Pretty much the exact date it was over- we have not had a civil conversation since---

2012,

Carin Broughton, ironic pretty much year to date---

Broughton’s version of what she perceives happens at this festival with Jeff Funk is as seen from Paragraph One Sentence One and continued throughout her declaration. Also under which I first met you & Funk’s bullying, drug crew as you were taunting me about “why I wasn’t back at my RV (as if to try chase me out of common area (first showing you’re their snide & rude comments as well as coaching Carin from day one slanderous bullying tactics (see witness Carin Broughton declaration paragraph one sentence six).

Kim & Brent know of most of these awful things and---.

[Part of some of the ever so slight unfortunate irritating factors for Kim & Brent’s relationship proven to be later terminated was do to the endless care they have extended others before themselves put in and one which was regrettably to me do to the aches regarding Jeffrey Funk]. 

At which event we all had our first introduction to Carin, more false accusations are continued to be perpetuated and condoned meanwhile maintaining and accelerating the contention between myself and aggressor, Funk.

2013

My friends and I found Mr. Funk and Carin to be rude and further found them to be repulsing.

2014

Many of I chose not to go & partake, Kim, myself, some of my loving crew&/or their significant other.

 

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Sentence Four, Five and Six-

I disagree

 

Jeffrey Funk tells an extreme slighted story,

to which

 

He next had the audacity to find his new party girl a room in a known party house –

(290 Park Lane), walking distance of my established proprietorized residence (&place of income) of my near two decades.

A home I’ve owned since 2000 (& been through the system (seasons, building, courts, dogs/wolves, parents casino employees (therefore seeking established living near the casino’s) & other (now deceased (same time I was in Trilla Bahrke’s court last (regarding clutter from break in case), succeeding my dogs death in the months prior))) to my (tiny- no thru way) residential street (which I’ve lived since 1996 (lived in neighboring house, on my street previous to my purchase)).

A home environment that Jeffrey Funk electively brought his many other bully friends as seen as witnesses are the resident tenants of said party house (or Holly’s old house).  For Jeff to move a Nebraska/Colorado fresh transplant girl/friend ((not himself with her/just her)- for whom he met just weeks earlier at a 4 day party/ music festival/scene doors down from me in a home. On a “nice little street”, writes his witness Mrs. Nulifar. 

 

 

290 Park Lane                        

 

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Sentence Seven-

I agree-

Jeffrey Funk further insults however, admits “on several occasions when he would come….”.

 

Text 3 – 8/23/12, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, ” On my Street! Jeffrey!!!!

What are you doing to me?!!!!

I’m not saying don’t move her here.

I want you to be happy.

Heck, I’m trying to get out of here so you can (be happy)!!!

 

Text 5 - 8/26/12, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “…physiological issues behind moving Carin here (my street) She’s innocent ((was) to that point)..nice girl,

kinda mean don’t you think?

 

Whether to be mean or just plane thoughtless,

either way this is where the log of events start to show

Jeffrey Funk doesn’t stop there:

Jeff’s first explosive personalities are now being extremely passive aggressive with specific intention to harm:

 

 

Text 5- 8/26/12, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk,

“…silence and rude when I’m addressing you”

“1st & specifically…”

 

Text 5- 8/28/12, Jeff Funk-> Jessica Swedelius,

“…what is this shit?!?”

 

“Why are You one I need assistance from hurting me?”

 

“ I Love ((not) in love) You but won’t tolerate it.”

 

Text 6- 8/30/12, Jeff Funk -> Jessica Swedelius,

 

“What the fuck Jess?”

 

“This is the last straw. 

 

“We (Jeff and Carin (always ‘girl’-friend) are going to get a restraining order…”

 

“against your crazy ass.’….

 

Text 5- 8/28/12, Jeff Funk -> Jessica Swedelius ,

“FUCKING CUNT!!!”

 

Text 8 – 8/30/12, Jeff Funk -> Jessica Swedelius,

“ I (Jeff Funk) get a ticket for trespassing,..”

 

“and she (Carin (always ‘girl’-friend) get a restraining order against you.”

 

“Then…”

 

“you (me) will be arrested…”

 

“when you (me) continue to approach (walk street- as have for 2 decades) her (Carin

(always ‘girl’-friend)…”

 

“…because…”

 

“…every time…”

 

“…she (Carin (always ‘girl’-friend) will record it.”

{this example of oddity (coaching & bullying) is also depicted  (see Funk’s DV 120 response paragraph one, two (this document), four, seven and three witnesses closure in declarations of, Mr. & Mrs. Smith & (Carin (always ‘girl’-friend).}

 

“…How do I (Jeff Baird Funk) know?...”

 

“…Because I (Jeff Baird Funk) went to the police station…”

 

“…to figure out how to keep…”

 

“…your (Jessica/my) crazy ass…”

 

“…out of my (Jeffrey) life…”

 

“…Go ahead Jess,…”

 

“…test it…”

 

“…I (Jeff Baird Funk) dare you.”

 

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TEXT I - 6/30/14, David Swedelius, -> Jeffrey Funk,

“…and this town…”…

“…dictates otherwise.”…

“She could careless about the crap in your garage,”…

“…all she wants is an adult apology…”

“…for hurting her.”…

“…It’s amazing that in all this time…”

“…you still haven’t…”

“…even considered that…”

 

 

TEXT J - 6/30/14, Jeffrey Funk -> David Swedelius,”…

“This is ridiculous.”…

{Finally we agree!!!}

 

“…You are starting to sound like her (me).”…

 

 

 

 

My concern:

Jeff has agenda, show off – stage that I desire & want him/ therefore he looks desirable for new girl. That’s what he said to me regarding his former females in preceding relationships to mine.

Jeff dares,

Jeff threatens,

Jeff’s cognizant,

Jeff ignores &/or doesn’t acknowledge civil attempts to communicate.

Jeff’s irrational & hostile

Jeff advances – he/they moved in he/they called the police wrongfully and with intent to turn story and procure on harm me.

 

I go upon my regular schedule of walking around my block where I live & work as I have for approx two decades..

In time when walked around the block I unfortunately did see them.

 

However, these slighted and manipulative exaggerations and hostile judgment as in his response, need to stop.  

 

The reality, situation, severity, regularity, reason and outcome is quite different than Mr. Funk’s story, (as seen above).

Importantly *that was his first time he appeared to me to be coaching Carin Broughton to call the police on me.

note* I have prior knowledge to Jeff Funk. Regrettably, I was his girlfriend once too.

 

Jeff Funk (and plausibly Carin Broughton) called trespassing-

 

This event (not unlike the others) was initiated, taunted, proved, premeditated, dared, threatened in efforts to invade my private space.

The non-severe outcome,—

 

No trespassing- No report- Mr. Funk’s accusations about me which led to no police report deemed necessary.

(see also Deputy McCleary & Srgt. Gionannini). 

Aggression has severely intensified rather that mellow over the years—

and to reason why I am in court.

 

In my opinion because Mr. Funk was not satisfied with his attempt to harm or agitate me his passive aggressive vengeance has continue to escalate to current day.

In my opinion create &/or stage reason he needs to heroic about something…

*Note I believe this because I too have had prior knowledge to Jeff funk as his girlfriend and now ex.  In my opinion he always has to have girl in toe, he can’t seem to veer from small subject nor pick on someone his own size.

 

 

Sentence Eight-

Mr. Funk, is incredulous

He writes, “I believe Ms. Swedelius actions are a result of her jealousy toward Carin.”

 

 

Truth is

Text 10 – 9/2/12, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk,

 

“Why do You (past friend & boyfriend Jeff Funk) dare & threaten?...”

 

“…Believe, You have a Record- Anger Management,…”

 

“…Cout/Jail…”

 

“…Agreed prob good go police.”…

 

“…Sad :(…”

“…but ready…”

 

Thru time I have stated I am

over him and some issues—

 

Text 10- 12/19/12, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk,

 

“Heard (I was out of state-  trying to be away from Jeff and (Carin (always ‘girl’-friend)- word travels fast in a small town)-…”

 

“…you (Jeff) moved your girl (Carin (always ‘girl’-friend)…”

 

“… off my street, Thank you!”…

 

Defiantly admit took awhile (his head games, the process of decompressing from a person with vengeful psychological tactics was not easy) this is not about relationship (ex) this is about said parties being intentionally mean to someone and justifying reasons to keep advancing.  As I will establish for the court. 

 

The fact is Mr. Funk insults me!-

I am shock valued over the social digression I have experienced:

I was just shy out our Courts (approx 2000-2008) all resulting from aggressive people and at a time I needed healing, nurturing, clarity,  trust and more…

2009- 2014, Met Jeff Funk, and the progression of his aggressions from then to current day- reason why we are in court.

 

So, passive aggressive Jeff funk and (‘girl’- friend always) witness Carin- you do, and are and have, intentionally ---as Carin wrote,

 

Text 31 – 9/2/14 ,  Carin Broughton & Jeff Funk -> Jessica Swedelius,

 “…meant to invade private space…”

 

Witness Carin Broughton’s Declaration- Paragraph 10 sentence 10,

 “…trying to heal her (me-) self…”

 

However taunting Carin, (always ‘girl’-friend) and Mr. Jeff Funk’s elective witness with elective commentary, lies to myself and the Court with,

 

Witness Carin Broughton’s Declaration- Paragraph 10 sentence 10,

“…falsely accusing Jeff.” 

The fact IS Carin, (always ‘girl’-friend Carin) was not even listed or present at ‘any of’ events bringing specifically in court for TDR #0000666.

 

The fact is Mr. Funk (always ‘girl’-friend Carin) disgust and insult me!-

 

Text 9. 8/30/12,  Jessica Swedelius to Jeff Funk ->

“What are you hiding that You don’t want us to know?”…

 

 “Did you move her here for Your Ego- enjoyment…”

 

Text 9. 8/30/12,  Jessica Swedelius to Jeff Funk ->

“…(like a Cockfight?) Why Else would You put us in this close quarters?

(move Carin (always Carin) Dare, Provoke, Test, Threaten & Call- trespassing when I walk my 20 yr establish neighborhood).

 

Text 9. 8/30/12,  Jessica Swedelius to Jeff Funk ->

 

“…Plenty of good neighborhoods.”…

 

“…Jeff, I really have much better things to tend to-“…

 

“…again these are your ingredients-“…

 

“…I’ve been burned- pot just got stirred is all.”…

 

Text 10. 8/30/12,  Jessica Swedelius to Jeff Funk ->

“…Why do You dare…”

 

“…and threaten?...

 

“…Man in Mirror.”…

 

“…and then…”

 

Text 10, 12/19/12

“…Heard you moved your girl off my street. Thank you!”…

 

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2013

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Text 22, 8/7/14, Jessica Swedelius -> Carin Broughton & Jeff Funk,

“I seriously relate to Indians & how they must have felt to have felt about home & home land being taken over.”

 

Your Honor, another fact is he saw me with a special friend and perhaps has a different perspective since we were last in court.  The Gentlemen that I am interested in does not need to be burdened with this! In fact, we prefer to keep our anonymity and therefore request the quiet enjoyment of our neighborhood/home to be respected. 

 

To the point, Jeff has proven to me to be opposite of how I like my men; which is loving, healthy, admirable, aware, peaceful, fun without hostile judgment, balanced also who enjoys anonymity and when subjected; all continues with diligence, care, understanding, pride and more…. In my friends, I seek quality over quantity- any day!

Most serious and important of any= My friend has a pre-schooler therefore we/I will not be flexible or tolerant of Mr. Funk’s nonsense.

 

I am missing a date with he and child this very weekend,

as I disgruntled by the day

and to get through this _PAPERWORK of JEFF (and always  Carin).

And read the presence of having intent to harm- HARM!!!!!

 

I am further more insulted that I have to spend my time on this matter –

(after all Jeff has ignored all of this)!

Time is money!

Jeff Funk and Carin Broughton (always ‘girl’-friend Carin) are a severe waste of my (and go on a limb, Courts) time!

 

Text 26- 8/24/14, Jessica Swedelius -> Jeff Funk, “Jeff, You’ve been such a pleasure & privilege, along my journey. Thank you but I’m DONE”

 

 

In short:

Mr. Funk advanced.

Mr. Funk (and always ‘girl’-friend Carin)’s advances will forever have harmed me,

Mr. Funk (and always ‘girl’-friend Carin)’s continues threaten me and this is SEVER

with and CONTINUOUS HARM.

 

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